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my life is average

I can't believe some of these stories, I think I'm going to piss myself... XD

Here is probably the strangest things I've ever heard.

Today, I went to see New Moon with my best friend. In one of Taylor Lautner's shirtless scenes, I turned to my best friend and said "Why is Bella pushing him away? I'd so throw him down on that bed and make sweet sweet love to him". Then I heard a disappointed sigh followed by an "Amen to that." I turned around to see my male English teacher gazing at the screen. I vowed never to mention this in return for an A. He happily agreed. MLIA

MLIA is the greatest XD (btw not me)

Today, I saw a commercial for mens' pills on tv. I wasn't paying too much attention until I heard, "Do not take if pregnant or planning to become pregnant." MLIA

Today, I was reading the Emergency Exit board in our classroom which told us where to go during an Emergency. I noticed a note at the bottom, telling us what to do: Step 1) Panic. Step 2) Run. Step 3) Hurdle the Weak. Good to be educated during an Emergency. MLIA.

Today, me and my friend ordered pizza online and in the name box we wrote Darth Vader. When the delivery guy showed up, I opened the door dressed in full Darth Vader outfit. The delivery guy was showed up as Luke Skywalker. We then ate pizza together. MLIA

Best definition for a really big, unpronounceable word ever

Anatidaephobia -- the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you....

Amazing, am I right?